This is one hardcore wiener griller up’er…
If your gonna grill it – grill it like a boss
Home-Made Heart Attack
Its quite possible that you hate you innards and more importantly your arteries.
Should that be the case, here is the perfect solution for punishing them as effectively and efficiently as possible.
A tough guy like you doesn’t care…
Spit food as laugh out loud in mockery at the American Heart Association and enjoy!
Toasty Writer
Seriously, who doesn’t need a toaster that can have your own personal message toasted on your bread?
Basically write your message on the top of your toaster with the magic pen and let it do the rest!
Wouldn’t it be better if the writing was the un-toasted part? Just sayin.
All the same I’d still like to draw/eat some skull’n cross bones toast – arrr!
(c) David Cole
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